SIMPLE rules for Men who think they are God's gift to women :
1. Rethink (If you CAN think)
2. Not interested (Aww.. Did that hurt your ego? Oh Wait! You need to know what that means!)
3. If you can blow your own trumpet, I'm sure you can blow yourself. (Well, technically..)
4. Try to hold a conversation without saying - "I..." (It's impossible for them)
5. Yes. You're hot. We get it. But you're also an Idiot (Where's a comet when you need one? *strike him! strike him!*)
6. We know you just wanna get laid. (Too bad your roll is just as minute as your capacity to think)
7. No sane woman thinks you're intelligent.
8. ERROR 13: Moronic conversation. (Walk away or space out)
Women are no better
*It's nice to be dumb and ignorant. Just make sure you marry rich.
*Just cause you're stupid, that does not mean that the whole world is too.
*Yes. You are a bombshell. So?
*Beauty and brains very rarely go together.
*"There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't." (This was actually said my someone. Name not to be disclosed)
But I will say - Women are much better than men. No, no.. I'm not a feminist. But I will agree that a woman who works just as hard as a man is just PURE LAZY
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Another Random post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well nothing special bout today , Life can get really boring at a PG .. and when your alone , all hell breaks loose ... things come back to you ... Spoke to chai today... felt like it d been ages since we spoke .. glad she s finalli happy with things ... She accused me of being foolishly in love ... I think that s what distance does to you ... it makes you do random things... distance makes you mad ... and when you dont quite have the guts to tell the other person how you feel ... there it is ...all over your blog and on any other social networking site ... Phew , Its been a real hard day for me ... Although my back hurts , I cant get myself to sleep.... Im tried of not knowing reasons , Each tym Im down I Go back to PS I dont know why and the damn thing brings out all the more emotions ...I cry each tym I read that book... and today i wept like a kid... Oh yeah its a lotta work...New responsibilities come with a cartload of work too... i understand that ... I aint a kid ... although i behave like one .. a million emotions run thru me in split seconds ... to make things worse Im madly in love ... Never knew this would be such a task ... for staying away seems like such a punishment... My Micro Manager says my email s should always be in Times New Roman ...havin thrown us miles apart... Onli if id the guts to tell yo ... Pune or bangalore doesnt maketh any difference ... I never knew i'll tell this to anyone ... I dont like this place coz yur not around ... Oh what love does to people and i used to accuse others of being crazy ... now i realize the difference it makes ... being crazily in love does makes a difference ..
Ive never wriiten more non sense than this ever... but you ve made me do this ... Ive never cried or longed to be with someone... today i cried just to be with you ...
PS : I love you !!
PPS : More than anything else on planet earth .... !!!!!!
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