SIMPLE rules for Men who think they are God's gift to women :

1. Rethink (If you CAN think)
2. Not interested (Aww.. Did that hurt your ego? Oh Wait! You need to know what that means!)
3. If you can blow your own trumpet, I'm sure you can blow yourself. (Well, technically..)
4. Try to hold a conversation without saying - "I..." (It's impossible for them)
5. Yes. You're hot. We get it. But you're also an Idiot (Where's a comet when you need one? *strike him! strike him!*)
6. We know you just wanna get laid. (Too bad your roll is just as minute as your capacity to think)
7. No sane woman thinks you're intelligent.
8. ERROR 13: Moronic conversation. (Walk away or space out)

Women are no better

*It's nice to be dumb and ignorant. Just make sure you marry rich.
*Just cause you're stupid, that does not mean that the whole world is too.
*Yes. You are a bombshell. So?
*Beauty and brains very rarely go together.
*"There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't." (This was actually said my someone. Name not to be disclosed)
But I will say - Women are much better than men. No, no.. I'm not a feminist. But I will agree that a woman who works just as hard as a man is just PURE LAZY