What on earth is wrong with me??????????????

PEOPLE WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS?????? Or am i this idiotic specimen who doesnt seem to understand all this.. was with a friend a couple of days ago..and there was this sermon... on the importance of being friends .... was a real eye opener of sorts.. wah! kya baat hai!Everyone wants a true friend, and many of us believe that we have a friend who can be called a true friend. What kind of relations do friends share? When can we call a friend a true friend, and when can our friends take us as their true friend. crap like this is beyond me..why all this i dont seem to know and i dont understand too.. the human element seems missing in me these days i guess.. or its simply that people around me are abnormal... i dont see the reason for yu to prove or reassure... then whats the diff??? dude get a life... !!!! so much for emotional aatyachaar!!! God himself has claimed that friendship is the best thing in this world...and its whole beauty and joy lies in opening our hearts out, discovering more ... the point is people dont seem to understand .. its NOT about OH MY FRIEND...all the tym....!!! A normal human wud be frnds with another human quite eaisly... but when yu befriend people of other species... yu have to learn to deal with them..thats what real friendship is atleast thats what i feeel.... oh yeah yu dont talk so loud if you dont get the concept in yur head!!! okai all that and more here's my opinion...
The very first sign of a very good friend, not necessarily a true friend is that we are not worried about courtesies. You will call your friend at any hour and talk without any thought of time in your mind. Similarly, whenever you need support, you will call a very good friend and ask him/her to help you out. They expect the same from you. Another important trait of such relations is that we are not much worried about exposing ourselves. We speak about everything in our mind without worrying about what our friends will think. We are sure that they will take our talk in the spirit it was made. We are unguarded and open with friends in our talk.

A true friend is a little more than a very good friend. A true friend will support you no matter what the situation is . will understand your motives and needs and will be with you without any ANALYSIS OR CRiTISISM. A true friend will come forward to help without any request and be with us in need without showing it or expecting anything in return. With a true friend, you can be sure that you will get help to the extent possible by him/her. Nothing will remain unturned. com on ppl get a life!!! okay we all are friends .. just dont create any melodrama of sorts cuz it gets to head yu see... dont ask me to reassure i wont ... not even if the gods above say so!!
cuz if do ask me for an assurance we wont be good friends in the first place... yu dont want me to talk so be it!!! " ive done so much for yu... " okai i understand that and i appreciate it too... that doesnt hold good if yu talk behind and assume stuff!!! "awh we are great friends..." scene change and " OH that fool" what the hell...????? get a life!

Atul and ananya story!!

Well , its JAB WE MET reloaded .. but with a little twist! talk of twists!! well Baba Here goes the story .. that was so imcomplete till now..well now its all complete and sorted out and they live happily ever after sorts ... (Gosh i hate love story's ) ...
Beats me how a class picture back in school days can sort things out.. well that did happen .. thanks to some crazy ppl who collect pictures! Here the so called stars are atul and ananya .. ( well they arent my best pals or sorts ..).. when yu travel by public transport yu tend to make "by the way" friends. yu dont know their names & yu dont even know what they do.. all yu kno is they accompany yu till CMTI or peenya or sorts like that...picked up a conversation with this girl while on a bus to college one day ..( i like even remember it was sep 3 .. cheers to my hopeless memory... hopeless i say for want of a better word..) and i never knew this wud crop up someday.. she sat rite next to me.. was the first tym i travelled by volvo (250 I) ..Intially i dint notice her..i only did that when she asked me where peenya was .. rite in front of peenya bus stop lol... i was like man this girl has brains .. she got down .. first meeting over.. ! I still cudnt stop laughing .. im evil yu see ... Long way from peenya to my college ..I was still in splits .. but ya i also realised that this girl was really pretty ..( gosh!!!)or may be it was her salwar ..i dont no why im in love with white salwars ! well she had long hair that i noticed .. cuz ive alopecia .. huh whatever! damn!i had long hair too ..! well bw this i realised id to get down and run to coll cos it was half past eight and i was running late for class as usual...
Second meet 250 I again! the day before i chose to sit next to her..today she chose to accompany me .. id internals .. no mood to converse .. i noticed she'd worn red today ! anyway i love my orange shirt.. ( thats my lucky shirt , any exam and i make it point to wear it! even if it stinks !! like I care) I was busy cramming up stuff .. she was the saddist that day who dint want me to get a double digit !! imagine i landed up with 3 on 25 (thats cursty ananya!!) . well of all the days she chose to introduce herself that day!! why god why??( not like i wudve scored a 25. that never happened thruout engg... na!!) She smiled and said she was ananya , i made a long face .. frowned and said I was Priyanka !! She was on her way to office she apperently joined the other day..blah blah she went on abt her coll pritampura delhi and all else .. i was like God she talks more than me... !!( thats only before i met atul...!!) i still wonder why is that telcom engineers talk so much .. ??? anyways i cud study nothing.. she just wudnt allow me too...I ve this hopeless tendency to jump to conclusions & i presumed she's also this "Beauty with no Brains" (forgive me if yu ever read this lol)....
Well 250 I became my daily routine.. and so did ananya!
SEP 15 : This one's rite out of those hazaar hindi movies yuve seen ... anya( thats why i call her now..) and me were waiting at the bus stop that day...Ive this awful feeling that creeps up when ive to wait at yeshwanthpur bus stop(Its the only other place I hate in blore...) Blah blah ...five minutes.. my eyesight is bad i agree but they aint that hopeless...Its been the longest trips to college eva!! trust me!Keanu Reeves neva travelled by BMTC .. did he? or was i halucinating...jeez that the first time I saw Atul.. man I'll never forget that.. He does look like keanu.. i was speechless.. (uff!!) awestruck.. amazed.. but what the hell was he doing in 250??? did i kno .. i simply dint.. He wore this amazing white formals ... ( I so hate peter england now...)Cheers to my grasim Mr.India (thats him!!) .. well that was story.. pri saw atul ...and all that...
Random conversations with anya continued.. dint mention atul at all..(Well i dint quite know his name back then...) ... There was this one purticular day..got up lazily at seven for a class at eight..got ready like in mins .. was in a hurry to reach the busstop..and there shils and baba drop by to see me...( somehow that day just turned out to be awesome ...)guess the two seem to be quite lucky for me atleast..well i saw anya was impatiently waiting for me to arrive.. shez normally not restless today she was..i always thought she had a crush on the conductor lol... i told her so..WAH KYA THOUGHT HAI!!(hold on to that!!) she jostled to get to the seat rite behind atul..intially i was hopelessly nervous.. my heart just skipped a beat .. the voices in my head said "HOW THE HELL DID SHE KNOW??".. apparently she knew nothing ... all she knew was everything... what??????????????
She told me this guy in front goes by the name atul .. and he worked somewhere around there.. ie... peenya.. she knew this guy back in 12 grade.. and blah blah blah... come to think of it and i wonder now why the hell did i interfere.. oh yeah if i hadnt i wudnt be telling yu guys this boring story!! so much for troubling all of yu!! Im the bali ka bakra .. she wanted me to walk up to him and talk..(Gosh why on earth did i do that!!!) ho humm .. so much for frnds.. (btw i wanted to speak too..lol..) was horribly late hence random 8'oclock conversation postponed itself to the next working day!
next working day: dint see shils and baba in the morning ..inference day was horrible... ha ha ha ... anyways i took all the trouble in the world to find out more on the atul and anya story..(why GOD WHY??) miseries galore.. she told me she apperently was head over heels for him..i was like sooooooooooooooo ( lOve is crap anyway!!!)... stupid girl... dint tell me before.. like a good frnd i walked upto atul ... said hello... that was it...he started speaking... !!!! and the rest is nonsense... ( why is it that beauty and brains run parallel....) anyway i thanked the holy saints.. and concluded that they were a match made in heaven!!!!
days passed by and random 8 am conversations too... until one fine day .. I went mad .. and vented out everything to atul..(yu guys owe me a treat idoits!) He on the other hand failed to recognise her.. (man so much for comedy!!) What a hillrious situation that was... all he knew was he studied in a "HAZAAR SCHOOLS" so he dint recognize her.. oh jeez..!! anya on the other hand.. was heart broken sorts... and me the fool was inbtwn ...and in a total fix... i dont react to emotions easily and that too crap like this.. poor thing she cried only for me to laugh.... HA HA HA... and ya she still thinks im this stone hearted idiot with no emotions at all... oh come on... well she asked me for help ... and i refused .. why i refused i still dont seem to kno... may be ive a chilhood problem... btw ive like a HAZAAR childhood problems... thats another story!! She cried like a fool ... and my mornings became miserable...and so did the entire day ...its not like the best feeling oh earth yu see... but ya it dawned that may be a little help wud make that difference... so i met anya one fine day .. decided id help.. i still dint know how... (i dint want to talk to atul.. he kills yu instantly ... opens his mouth only to talk all the nonsense in the world.. and takes an hour to shut up!!!!!) well i dint have the courage to speak.. only for him to tell me the same old RAM KAHANI again... na i wasnt really interested...He asked me to prove that she actually knew him... i was like what the hell?? is he like mad???? and why was i part of nonsense like this for no fault of mine... i was like dude!!! now who on earth wud want to know all that .. anya is so cute.. ! (gosh!) may be he was throwing some attitude ... i was like whatever... !!
Next day i see the two of them ... together like the were always meant to be "MADE FOR EACH OTHER..." and how did this happen ... again anya... she dug out an old picture from the old school album .. just for him...(THU... id never do that...!!!!!) what happened i still dont know...but seriously i dont preserve things ... i dont even know where my B.E. slam book is ... huh whatever.. and what was my part in this stupid moronish story... yeah thats rite nothing ! nothing at all... no credits to me... wah !!! KYA STORY HAI???? its all nonsense! and thats the reason its here!

SO LONG AS MEN CAN BREATHE OR EYES CAN SEE....

its exactly 00:05 on the 11 of may,2009 ...the cats are still wide awake and mee too ... tryin my level best to take a nap...nothing special about this ... just another random post ...... arjun's like so bored of reading random stuff... well ya i aint shakesphere to rite bt a merchant...come to think of it...." IN SOOTH I kno not why IM so sad... " thats the way it begins i guess... well ya gratiano and antonio keep haunting me now and then... and ya shanks is still stuck with portia... allthough he hasnt a clue how she looks ... oh ya almost forgot launcelot is coming to town in a few days..deep keeps telling me i talk nonsense... this ones completely that deeps .. so yu can laugh yur kidney out! oh ya yuve two of ehm i almost forgot... laugh the rite one out! so much for hopeless comedy... the old mans still waitin at the sea... couldnt catch any fish i guess... what say deeps ... donno if yu'll even read this... by the way guys if she does then she'll vent her spleen out coz its only meant to be dedicated to her...guess this ones better than the management classes that we are compelled to attend...ya im always in a different world during management classes... arjun's shayaar toh nahi rings very often during class hours.. or even so ..im probably lookin up whats in store at the canteen... shank has a hopeless tym going to office...thats coz that portia elementz missing... im like so... not helping him out on that... and i donno why i rote that... guess he keeps irritating me...rahul's as usual missin from the entire scene... thats why he's lorenzo... wow now im wishing i knew a bit of italian too... he doesnt seem to think beyond MOV... at all ... still stuck in second gear...
and ya i almost forgot kurt angle... and kane too...my blue bench is like second home to them... "u cant see me" ... ya yur rite john is der too... recently kali's found his place too... My good frnd SHYLOCK... with his oh so deceptive looks is der too....signor and senorita... my salute goes out tu yu too...
dedications galore... the oh so nonsensical poems....why im getting so senti and all ...no ones running away... when shylock and remain for these many yearZ... nerissa too can... shakesphere pls forgive me for this...guess danny boyle's a liddle angry with life these dayZ..no wonder he's ofF to alaska for a shoot... reminds me of " tere sang..." is that rite deep...??? "TERE SANG EK SIMPLE SI COFFEE BHI KICK DETI HAI....." that wasnt abhi and bipasha... its anil & natasha rite?? oh ya... im always rite...MY Shahid's feelin a liddle left out coz i haven mentionED him in da mess... so is arun too i guess... but ya...they all scream in silent mode .. what can be done bt that now...i miss the wax statue at madame tussard's... anil feels there must be one of mine too... poor lady ll run out of wax someday.... hey ya that makes me wonder how big her ears must have been.. some competation yu have divya...yu alone can set up a small unit i guess...
WITH MIRTH AND LAUGHTER LET OLD WRINKLES COME....will neva forget that one for a lifetym... and beyond too... im probably gonna be sixty someday... hope this blog stays till then coz it has all of ehm... the ones whove made life bright... that sparkle's still there... and as my good old frnd shake says... "SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO SUMMER'S DAY..." by now DEEP wuld have shut the comp down.. kno thats her worst... but still id complete it.... coz my shake is da best ... what say lori ...aka... rahul aka lorenzo...???

SOMETIME TOO HOT THE EYE OF HEAVEN SHINES...AND OFTEN IS HIS GOLD COMPLEXION DIMMED... AND EVERY FAIR FROM FAIR SOMETIME DECLINES...

BUT THY ETERNAL SUMMER SHALL NOT FADE... NOR LOSE POSSESSION OF THAT FAIR THOU OWEST... NOR SHALL DEATH BRAG THOU WANDER'ST IN HIS SHADE...

WHEN IN ETERNAL LINES TO TIME THOU GROWEST... SO LONG AS MEN CAN BREATHE.. OR EYES CAN SEE......


" SO LONG LIVES THIS AND THIS GIVES LIFE TO THEE...."

huge applause to the nonsense i wrote...why that don ask... this ones dedicated to mysore.. and to nanjangud... to munnar and waynad too... oh ya just imagine if shake had visted munnar ??? wud rite another play probably " THE MERCHANT OF MUNNAR..." oh ya how cud i forget ginger hotels ... and our title sponsor shake ... ( i kno he's had enuf...) "so long as men can breathe and eyes can see".... deep don be dazed ..im just me... and no one else... so find someone else to compare you to summerz day... omg... what bt me guys ... ??? im fed up of bein compared to the ALPs.. worst is an eskimo... no guys i don stay in an igloo... i go kayakin every now and then... i love jet ski... and ya my only wish is to throw a stone... remember the hive in coll deep??? and run mts away...leaving yu there... so much for my venomous ideas.... how did i forgoet aagumbe guys... the song... " aa guube ya... " deeps not me ... is just not meant for me... pls don dedicate that again ..and not even arjun's shaayar... yaar pls ... find something else... one more desire... seeing deep married... marry soon deeps ... wanna arrange for da same caterer at yur wedding.. so that ppl find all the stones in the gobi... lol ....
i just cant be serious ppl not when it comes to yu guys... coz i just have all the fun in da world thinkin of yu guys... i cud write more but then ... the cats have gone too... madame tussards almost shut guys its 1:23... conclusion deeps get married... divya go to the ent... rahul ... ho humm... arjun... think bt shake... shanks all the best wid portia... anil and natasha hope i'll dance like yu guys some day....thats only if i find .... leave that... we all rock dont we...??? specially me... oh ya conclusion me... all the best for mee too... anil ...i still dont kno who nelson mandela is...nor am i 1994 miss world...anyways...

THIS SHALL HOPEFULLY REMAIN... SO LONG AS MEN BREATHE..OR EYES CAN SEE...
SO LONG LIVES THIS.... AS THIS GIVES LIFE TO ME...... ( sorry shake...).....